![]() ![]() #Youtunes twitter windows#Available at all good bookshops, all you have to do is, apparently, "Simply plug the stick into any Windows XP, Vista, or 7 computer, click the icon, and the PSD will find any pornographic images - even deleted ones!" Wow what a tool. This little gizmo is the Porn Detection Stick. Following my last post here's some diametricly opposed tech. Back to the drawing board boys.įor every ying there is a yang, grasshopper. #Youtunes twitter software#I have wanted mind controlled software since I watched Clint Plywood in Firefox (1982) fly a secret Soviet spy plane by thinking in Russian, but I'm afraid this is not it. A tad unlikely you would make it round the Nürburgring. It would be like trying to drive a car with one pedal, which was only on or off, and no other controls. At best they may be able to detect alpha wave rhythms in the brain which denote a state of relaxation, but whether this can be used to actually control software is another matter. Usually they are impressive looking eye-candy applications which respond as much to nodding your head as thinking the 'correct' thoughts. It reminds me of some other so-called "mind control" products which have been less than successful. ![]() This ridiculous iPhone and iPad accessory claims to let you control applications with your mind. Look cool with a silly headset attached to your forehead.ĭoes it work? Does it hell. Ladies and gentlemen, let me present - the future! Control stuff with your mind. "A brain the size of a planet and this is all they want me to do" Next stop barcode tattoos and feeding tubes injecting pre-determined nutrient sludge. "I'm 20 and female so I drink green tea" etc, etc. Perhaps the most depressing thing about this entire story, however, is how predictable people can be based on simple information. Its cheery 'Have a nice day' echoes eerily in my ears as I type. But be sure that a man in a Tokyo shed is working on a vending machine with a sunny Disneyesque personality. This machine merely offers choices based on analysing facial types and some basic parameters of sex and age. However disconcerting the thought of sentient apparatus may be, we are not quite there yet. Readers of Douglas Adams Hitchhikers' Guide will now be reeling with thoughts of lifts deciding the floor you want is not what you really want, and doors which become depressed and refuse to open. So what's the latest craze? Machines which analyse your face and decide what you would like to drink automatically. Modesty does not permit me to go into detail, however those of a curious disposition should look here. I'm sure we've all heard about some of the delights which can be bought from machines on the streets in the Japanese capital. Tokyo is famed as the home of weird technology - and vending machines in this particular case. ![]()
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